Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Boys vs Girls

Since most of my stories are about Zane i thought it was time for one about Jordan. (since it is almost his 8th birthday:) Recently i became an aunt again...this time to a baby girl. After many boys being born on my husbands side of the family there was finally another girl. Since Jordan hangs out with his cousins for my husband side he hasn't been exposed to diaper changes of little girls since he was to little to remember. So when his aunt was over the other day and changing the baby he stared in horror and silently whispered "Mom, can i talk to you in the hall?" Very silently so no one else would here he said "Mom! She is missing her penis!" I said "Honey no, she is a girl, remember boys and girls are different." He says "I know that Mom, but she is missing her penis!" I say "No Jordan girls are different, they don't have one." Jordan looks at me with a grossed out face and slowly says "So that is what girls look like down there...gross....I don't want a little sister anymore I will take another brother!"

2 comments:

  1. Yeah, because when girls grow up they say things like, "Hey, I broke mine off. Can I play with yours?" *snickers*

    Poor Jordan.

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