Rated M

Jordan, the good son :) Not that Zane isn't but you know he is 2 at the moment so that alone tells you pretty much everything...

On this day i was taking a nap with Zane and Jordan was playing a new Tony Hawk x-box game in the living room. When i got up he says "Mom I need to show you something. I found something really bad on my game. I think it is rated M (the rating they give Mature games for adults only)."
At this point i am very confused because i thought his uncle gave him a skateboard game, but okay. He says "So mom, i will get it to the part I'm talking about and then i will leave so you can look at it. See, it says 'choose your sex' and i know that is a thing for adults only so i did not open it. You better look at it Mom. Why would they put that in a kids game!?"

*smiles*

Boys vs Girls

Since most of my stories are about Zane i thought it was time for one about Jordan. (since it is almost his 8th birthday:) Recently i became an aunt again...this time to a baby girl. After many boys being born on my husbands side of the family there was finally another girl. Since Jordan hangs out with his cousins for my husband side he hasn't been exposed to diaper changes of little girls since he was to little to remember. So when his aunt was over the other day and changing the baby he stared in horror and silently whispered "Mom, can i talk to you in the hall?" Very silently so no one else would here he said "Mom! She is missing her penis!" I said "Honey no, she is a girl, remember boys and girls are different." He says "I know that Mom, but she is missing her penis!" I say "No Jordan girls are different, they don't have one." Jordan looks at me with a grossed out face and slowly says "So that is what girls look like down there...gross....I don't want a little sister anymore I will take another brother!"