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Before i forget i had to write this down somewhere...

I am rushing to get myself and the boys ready the other morning and I am in my underwear when Zane comes to me for assistance, because he is stuck in his shirt. (backing up for just a min) Zane has always had a thing for my brightly colored bras and whenever i do the wash he will grab one, put it on, and run to find Jordan so they can have a good laugh. So back to my story...kneeling in front of him i fix his shirt and he immediately notices i only have a bra on. He proceeds to put both hands on my boobs and bounce them up and down. I say " Uuh excuse me what do you think you are doing? Those are mine!" To which he responds, "No they're not" I say, "Yes, they are!" He says "No they aren't Mom!" I said "OK well then, whose are they?" He gives me a look, "They're Dad's!"

"Best day of my life!"

Lately we have been trying to do at least one fun outing a week as a family. (Going hiking, walks on the beach, going for ice cream etc.) On Sunday Nate came home at 3pm and canceled all our plans for the evening and decided we were going places! He woke Zane up from his nap we grabbed snacks and off we went to the Game Farm! I had never been there before so i was kind of excited.:) Jordan on the other hand had been there with one of his aunts about a year ago and was not as excited as i had hoped. As we drove i told him "You may have been there before BUT you have never been there with Mommy and Daddy!" He grinned from ear to ear and then looked a little worried and said ' Oooh k.. it should be fun..." Jordan is our more cautious child and now that he has been with us for 8 years he knows that when mom and dad get together things can get crazy fun and sometimes more crazy than fun(for some people ;) And as we drove thru the Game Farm we did not disappoint. We drove thru seeing many awesome animals and feeding the peacocks along the way. As we neared the Buffalo field i heard a click come from Nates side of the car and i knew the "fun" just got turned up a notch! He had locked our windows in the rolled down position! You can guess what happened next. Man those things have bad breath!! The boys were laughing hysterically in the back as i tried to feed the nasty things as fast as possible to keep them from moving the Jeep with their very large neck. To my surprise once Jordan had read all the warning signs and cautioned his parents as to what horrible things could happen if we didn't do what they said he had a lot of fun. I wont tell you every thing we did because then you will think we are bad parents :) After our little excursion we went to IHOP for dinner. Right before what our family calls IHOP sickness set in (getting sick from eatting to much IHOP food:) Jordan looked up from his plate and said "Mom and Dad the was the best day of my life!" :) Later that night Nate and i were talking about how in our families when we were the children always doing crazy things and being told to be careful. (i learned from some of my other siblings:) We both thought about what would happen "if" ... and then would do the crazy thing no one else would do. So now we found each other... and they say opposites attract... Now that we are older we think a little harder before being too crazy but still wonder how our children will turn out. Jordan is already proof that you are who you are and even your crazy parents can't totally take that away. I love the way he is and he seems to be the voice of reason sometimes as well..right before joining in ;)

Rated M

Jordan, the good son :) Not that Zane isn't but you know he is 2 at the moment so that alone tells you pretty much everything...

On this day i was taking a nap with Zane and Jordan was playing a new Tony Hawk x-box game in the living room. When i got up he says "Mom I need to show you something. I found something really bad on my game. I think it is rated M (the rating they give Mature games for adults only)."
At this point i am very confused because i thought his uncle gave him a skateboard game, but okay. He says "So mom, i will get it to the part I'm talking about and then i will leave so you can look at it. See, it says 'choose your sex' and i know that is a thing for adults only so i did not open it. You better look at it Mom. Why would they put that in a kids game!?"

*smiles*

Boys vs Girls

Since most of my stories are about Zane i thought it was time for one about Jordan. (since it is almost his 8th birthday:) Recently i became an aunt again...this time to a baby girl. After many boys being born on my husbands side of the family there was finally another girl. Since Jordan hangs out with his cousins for my husband side he hasn't been exposed to diaper changes of little girls since he was to little to remember. So when his aunt was over the other day and changing the baby he stared in horror and silently whispered "Mom, can i talk to you in the hall?" Very silently so no one else would here he said "Mom! She is missing her penis!" I said "Honey no, she is a girl, remember boys and girls are different." He says "I know that Mom, but she is missing her penis!" I say "No Jordan girls are different, they don't have one." Jordan looks at me with a grossed out face and slowly says "So that is what girls look like down there...gross....I don't want a little sister anymore I will take another brother!"